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"Daniel" Mortimer "Larson"
Zalpha Council

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General Information

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Aliases:	* Kronos Mort Daffy Dan ڜ The Loathsome Dung Eater⠀
Occupation:	Member of the <<ℤ𝔸𝕃ℙℍ𝔸 ℂ𝕆𝕌ℕℂ𝕚𝕃>>

(No Biographical Information.)

Historical Information

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Date of Birth:

The Dawn of Time

Political Information

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Faction:	Zalpha Council⠀
Rank:	Council Member

This world is mine. I am the centre of this universe. I am the Alpha and Omega. This is all simply just a dream that I'm in. A long, long dream with no end to see. So, what will happen if I die? I don't know. I can't even imagine what would happen if such a thing were to occur. I guess I just don't have a very good imagination. I just can't imagine myself ever dying. It is metaphysically incomprehensible to me. In other words, if I die, then everyone will disappear. I am the only one in this creation who truly exists. The rest of you are simply figments of my fictional story that my brain is writing. That is why I will never die. I am a god.

— Daniel Mortimer Larson

Mort, also known as Daniel Larson, Kronos, Daffy Duck, and ڜ is one of the 12 members of the Zalpha Council and claimed by many to be the least competent. Known for being the rogue, the violator, the one who doesn't care about "rules", he is even worse than other members considered bad like Necro and ██████, possibly both combined. He takes insults towards his actions far too seriously and commits sexual assault on a daily basis.

Mort's age is unknown, but it was stated by him that he cannot remember anything before the past 64 octillion years and is old enough to be in ancient history books of recorded multiversal long gone societies. A certain quirk of his is his foot fetish. His foot fetish is so strong that anything that stands in his way from any sexy feet will instantly become a bloody pulp if the obstacle is a biological organism. Mort is heavilly known for his extreamly annoying presence as 99% of all fictional characters hate his fucking guts, especially King Julien from the Madagascar Space of the DreamWorks Creation. Mort's preferred form is a mouse lemur for his own leisure while he also takes on other forms such as a cartoon duck and a pedophile named Daniel Larson.

He has never come into contact with the Archono Union, however the Union is well aware of his existence, especailly thanks to expeditions to creations such as 7396 and 5311 where he is actively existing.

Known Creations

• 7396 - Freakia

Criminal Record

• Abusive language (law)
• Affray
• Air rage
• Anatomy murder
• Assault
• Assault occasioning actual bodily harm
• Assault with intent to resist arrest
• Assisting offender
• Barratry
• Battery
• Being too "𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂"
• Bigamy
• Bike rage
• Blackmail
• Blasphemous libel
• Blockbusting
• Body snatching
• Bomb threat
• Breach of the peace
• Canned hunt
• Capital murder
• Car chase
• Causing death by dangerous driving
• Cheating
• Common assault
• Compounding a felony
• Coney-catching
• Conspiracy to murder
• Continuing trespass
• Convenience store crime
• Corrupt practices
• Crimen injuria
• Criminal conversion
• Criminal damage in English law
• Criminal possession of a weapon
• Culpable and reckless conduct
• Dangerous driving
• Deadly weapon
• Death threat
• Declaring war on Italy
• Democide
• Desertion
• Disorderly conduct
• Disposal of a corpse with intent to obstruct or prevent a coroner's inquest
• Driving under the influence
• Edging in public
• Embezzlement
• Embracery
• Employment fraud
• Endangerment
• Evasion of liability by deception
• Existing
• Extortion
• Failure to appear
• Failure to obey a police order
• False accounting
• False pretences
• Fear or provocation of violence
• Felony
• Fence (criminal)
• Fetal abduction
• Foot fetish
• Forcible entry
• Frame-up
• Fraud
• Gay sex
• Getting high of off illegal substances
• Ghosting (identity theft)
• Grand Theft Auto
• Hair theft
• Happy slapping
• Hazing
• Homicide
• Identity cleansing
• Illegal drug use
• Illegal entry
• Illegal emigration
• Illegal immigration
• Impersonator
• In 1997, Mort and Freakbob were on the run from the Government of the United States of America and switching states every 2 months for illegally producing clinical liposuctions to organ harvest people on his revenge list
• Indictable offence
• Insurance fraud
• Intimidation
• Jury tampering
• Kidnapping
• Loitering
• Malfeasance in office
• Messing with his meat in front of minors
• Mismarking
• Misprision of felony
• Misprision of treason
• Mobbing
• Molesting a minor
• Mopery
• Motor vehicle theft
• Moving violation
• Murder
• Mutiny
• Munting
• Needle spiking
• Obsessive relational intrusion
• Obstruction of justice in the United States of America
• Obtaining a money transfer by deception
• Obtaining pecuniary advantage by deception
• Obtaining property by deception
• Obtaining services by deception
• Occupational crime
• Offences against public justice
• Offensive weapon
• Outraging public decency
• Perfect crime
• Perjury
• Personation of a juror
• Perverting the course of justice
• Pickpocketing
• Police impersonation
• Polygamy
• Possession of stolen goods
• Practising without a license
• Prank call
• Preventing the lawful burial of a body
• Public Indecency
• Public nudity
• Public nuisance
• Putting a glory-hole in every public restroom
• Crimes involving radioactive substances
• Reckless burning
• Refusal to serve in a public office
• Removing article from place open to the public
• Ritualcide
• Road rage
• Robbery
• Sabotage
• Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986
• Touching a minor
• Sedition
• Serial killer
• Shoplifting
• Solicitation
• Soliciting to murder
• Staged crash
• Stalking
• Stouthrief
• Stowaway
• Subornation of perjury
• Sucking off an officer
• Summary offence
• Tampering (crime)
• Tax Fraud
• Terrorism
• Terroristic threat
• Treachery (law)
• Trespass
• Taking without owner's consent
• Unlawful assembly
• Unlicensed broadcasting
• Uttering
• Valet boy
• Vandalism
• Violence
• War profiteering
• Witness tampering

Biography

The following biography is extracted from another wiki and may be unreliable and biased. It will be altered and fact-checked on a later date.

Pre-Debut

Early Life

Birth and Childhood

Mort's (his birth name remains unknown) backstory is completely unknown. No one knows who Mort really was before the events of the Freaky Saga. Despite being captured twice by the Collective Omniverse, no traces of Mort's true identity could be found - no matches on fingerprints, biographical records, or DNA within the entirety of all omniversal databases. As a high ranking member, secretary‑central said; "nothing... no name, no other alias."

Theories

As stated before, what is known about Mort’s background is highly speculative due to him speaking very little of his past because he is uninterested in it, him constantly contradicting himself, being an unreliable narrator, his mentally unstable memories and recollection, and whenever he does actually tell someone his true past, it is left unheard from the audience's point of view and the person hearing or learning about it is left paralyzed from complete fear and horror or simply gets mentally scarred/mad from the revelations like what happened to his therapist or the time when Bill Cipher entered his mind which killed him from the complete horror that was Mort's mind.

Some psychological profiles of Mort suggested that he is so insane to such an extent that he renovates both his identity and history on a daily basis. It was therefore possible that, while none of his origins are true, Mort genuinely believes them. However, these psychological profiles cannot be confirmed and so cannot truly define the social enigma that Mort is.

20th Century

In September of 1903, Mort would attend Clown College and served as a clown in a circus. While attending, he met and became good acquaintances with Hisoka Morow. The two would constantly debate in college about if lolis or shotas are hotter which Mort always picked lolis and Hisoka always heavily disagreed and chose shotas. Around the winter of the mid 1910s, the circus' resident bear had grown so ferocious trainers simply wanted to get rid of it. Mort though, announces that he can make the bear be tamed and if he does, the ringmaster will never get rid of the bear. Mort would douse himself in his own self-made Mexican hot sauce while yelling like a psycho and declaring that the bear's name will henceforth be Miss Snuggle Wuggle Puss Jr. despite the bear being male. The bear sinks his teeth into Mort’s arm in response. Then afterwards, the bear releases Mort’s arm and rolls on the ground, flailing around in pure agony from the heat of the hot sauce. Weirdly, when a clown remarks that the bear had bit Mort as hard as it could that it would have broken the bone had Miss Snuggle Wuggle Puss Jr. bit any harder, Mort creepily smiles and assures them that his arm will heal quickly. After many controversies, Mort would get expelled from Clown College and by extension, his many circus acts. Afterwards, Mort would simply burn down the entire school.

After burning his former school, he decided to attend Madame Amberley's Academy of Evil. After some time studying evil, he would gain a job as a janitor within the evil Irken Empire where he simps for "legendary" Zim since he views him as the ideal true villains that he inspires to be one day despite everyone else viewing Zim as a complete nuisance within the empire.

Characteristics

Overall, Mort's current form is that of a anthropomorphic mouse lemur. He has brown fur, dark brown eyes, a black nose, long whiskers, long ears, and a long, bushy tail which somewhat reassembles that of a squirrel. In terms of fashion and style, Mort is highly against and is a sworn hater of the sociological concept of cultural capital. This makes him have an affinity for wearing similar clothing and also being fond with the act of buying cheap clothes from various thrift stores, while also showing complete and total disdain with the idea of buying any type of brand clothing or clothes from any form of luxury stores like Chanel. Some characters also mention that he is an extremely untidy and a messy person when it comes to his appearance. When a friend of his named "Big Chungus" reunited with Mort, he claimed that Mort "[stinked] like piss" and had blood under his fingernails. Big Chungus even called Mort a "proto-hipster" because of Mort’s refusal and hatred of being seen as wealthy and having any sort of cultural capital.

Throughout all forms and designs, whenever he is enraged or excited, such as whenever he is fighting a strong or amusing opponent, he breaks into a wide grin and terrifying smile, giving him a maniacal and sadistic appearance. Despite wearing clothes sometimes, Mort usually likes wearing none since he is a nudist.

Abilities

• Eldritch Physiology: Mort's most frightening trait is his tenacity; no matter how many times he is beaten down, he always gets back up due to largely his history of losing at everything. This means that he can easily shrug off any kind of beating. It was apparently this aspect of his that caught Freakbob's attention in the first place. Mistaken for a Toon, Immortal, and or Metahuman, Mort's powerful and reality bending physiology is due to him actually being an omniversal eldritch god and naturally has a physiology that negates common physics found in every other's. His chaotic physiology includes superhuman strength, durability, speed, agility, stamina, reflexes, and regenerative powers.
  • Immortality: Mort does not suffer from senescence since his body never deteriorates as time passes, no matter how long he has lived for.
  • Soul Absorption: Mort can absorb the souls which allows him to create multiple personalities and expend his power.
  • Interdimensional Travel: Like all godlike beings, Mort is capable of travelling between realities seamlessly.
  • Reality Manipulation: Mort has been hinted to be able to subtly manipulate destiny and entropy.
  • Regeneration: Mort has the ability to fully regenerate himself from any form of damage similar to that of a starfish however instantaneous.
  • Shapeshifting: Mort has the ability to shapeshit into any form that he desires to which often leads to him in taking the forms of a black duck or a scrawny middle aged man.
  • Supernatural Strength and Durability: Despite his small size, weak presence, and pathetic nature, Mort is hands down one of the most powerful characters in fiction, however still even with the other members of the <<ℤ𝔸𝕃ℙℍ𝔸 ℂ𝕆𝕌ℕℂ𝕚𝕃>>.
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Trivia

• He supports Israel in Reality 1218 and voted for PM Benjamin Netenyahu.